How to be a fantastico fanatico and why is paraguay better than italy

it is all terrible exiting waiting for this copa to be started
if you are wandering why don't use the capital letters--it is because the imperialism from the capitalist, it has to be opposed by all ways possible this is my part

people tell me they don't know enough about soccer to interested in the world cup, but no everybody can be a fanatico
here is how to be a fantastico fanatico:
1. choose a country, if your big country did not even qualify, pick a smaller one that knows how to play soccer and has it's own independence day and a flag that is more than 50 years old (sorry canadian maple leaf flag, why would they copy a flag from a terrible hockey team?)

2.be angry to anyone who chose another country from you


that's all it; you think those canuck fan know something from hockey? is the goalie luongo it think is his name the capitan? paraguay national team for many years had a goalie chilavert or something like that him called. he always tried to score a goal, i don't think luongo ever try that

so the first game for paraguay will be against italy:
many people maybe think italy is better than paraguay
here is why paraguay is better:

1. paraguay has nicer flag, just compare, blue is better than green on a flag, they both have red and white, but the third colour paraguay wins

2.spanish is a better language than italian and roman (more people speak guarani than latin)

3.italy loses in war everytime i think (or other countries have to help them) paraguay always fights alone, sometimes even agains three countries all together (countries are always jealous of paraguay) and paraguay defeated bolivia in la guerra del chaco war (don't believe bolivians history, oh are bolivia in la copa? i didn't think so, too bad amigo)

4. italian cars are not reliable, paraguay doesn't make cars but was the first country in south america to have a train (i just started to work again, it burns wood)

5. paraguay is 100% soccer. italy also does tennis and bicycling, so they are not focused on soccer

6. the italian soccer shirt is blue, why? they wish they had blue in their flag. again they are jealous


p.s. i need all the people who read this to leave comentrios in el bloggo, a bloggo sin comentario is not a bloggo, is true